Quotes from Goodbye Sadie

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Mike: I brought you a snack.
Ed: A snack? We have food here.
Mike: Yeah, but it sucks.
Ed: Yeah, that's true.

Molly: So, uh, what do you think is wrong?
Jim: No idea. I'm not a car guy.
Molly: Then why are you just standing there staring at it like that.
Jim: It's what car guys do.

Molly: He slept on the couch.
Carol: And you?
Molly: In my bed.
Carol: But were you both on the couch or both in your bed before he slept on the couch and you slept in your bed?
Molly: This is the worst Dr. Seuss book ever written.
Carol: Did you sleep with Jim?
Molly: Not in a car and not on a boat and not in a train and not in a moat.

Jim: Ix-nay on the adie-say.
Molly: Okay, I heard that.
Jim: Yeah, but you couldn't decode it.

Warren: Hey, could you get me that chick from Dark Angel?
Alison: I'm a publicist, not a magician.

Jim: Man, I love that new used car smell.

Warren: Is there any way you could hook me up with a beautiful lady?
Ed: Okay, Warren, isn't this just about every single conversation you and I have ever had?

Russell: 250 and I get an automatic C-plus in science class.
Molly: 250 it is.
Russell: What about the C-plus?
Molly: That'll cost you five grand.
Russell: Seriously?
Molly: No.

Warren: There's like an aura of mystique about me now. For the first time in my life I'm giving off pheromones, big billowing clouds of pheromones.

Alison: Warren, do you know what "exclusive" means?
Warren: I think so.
Alison: No, you don't, but tonight you're gonna learn.

Molly: You like surprises, don't you, Jimmy?
Jim: Yes, Molly, I like surprises.
Molly: Good. Which do you prefer, little surprises or big surprises?
Jim: Big surprises.
Molly: Good. Big surprises that require heavy machinery and government permits, or ones that don't?
Jim: What?

Ed: I think we all learned a valuable lesson here tonight.
Carol: Well, what's that?
Ed: No idea.

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