Quotes from Closure
Ed: You're walkin' around with six bucks in your pocket? Who are you, Boxcar Willie, king of the hobos?
Mike: You gonna hug the chicken or not?
Ed: No way, man, forget it. Don't get me wrong, for ten bucks you could not hold me back, but for six bucks, never gonna happen, my friend.
Phil: Protect the key, for the key holds the key.
Molly: What do you got there?
Jim: Well, I thought it was an adorable token of my affection until I just carried it past two-hundred teenage boys.
Ed: Okay, fine, fine, Doctor... Doctor...
Carol: Freud?
Ed: Too obvious.
Ed: You gotta do something for me in return.
Carol: Anything.
Ed: Bear my children.
Carol: Would you settle for a Velamint?
Ed: Absolutely.
Jim: Behold the Hall of Rejections.
Jim: This, Molly Hudson, THIS, is where fun comes to die!
Dr. Jerome: You aren't prepared to sell fish from the back of a truck, you slobbering moose!
Ed: I gotta make sure I didn't make a mistake. It's the only way I'm gonna get... what is it?
Carol: Closure.
Ed: Closure. That's your word, not mine. Guys don't talk about closure.
Carol: No.
Carol: I'm going to go do something, uh, fake, now, so you can be alone.
Molly: Smooth.
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