Quotes from Just Friends
Ed: We're friends now. That's what friends do. That's what friends are for.
Carol: Right.
Ed: So did you dump Nick yet?
Carol: Ed.
Ed: No, I'm just saying. We're friends, right? That's what friends do. It's just one friend asking another friend a friendly friendly question.
Carol: Please stop saying the word "friend."
Ed: Okay. Homey.
Mike: Ed's wife slept with a mailman.
Mailman: Wish mine would.
Ed: It says here they intend to settle everything amicably.
Mike: Well, that's good, right?
Ed: Well, Liz and I haven't been amicable for about, oh, two years. Now we're getting divorced, suddenly she wants to be pals?
Mike: Ironic.
Ed: Thanks, that's what I was going for.
Bob: I felt like the Fonzie.
Ernie: How many times do we have to go through this? It's either The Fonz, or Fonzie, it is never The Fonzie.
Ed: This is a bar napkin.
Ernie: Yeah, well, the bartender was all out of parchment.
Warren: Y'know, your friend there is a tough nut to crack, and I am one hungry squirrel.
Ed: Ouch. I've been hoisted by my own petard.
Molly: Yes, but what a lovely petard it is.
Carol: Molly.
Molly: What? The guy's got a nice petard.
Ed: Thank you, Molly.
Carol: Suddenly, I feel the need to pretend I have to go to the bathroom. Molls.
Nancy: What are you doing?
Mike: Being a pancake mouse. You can't stay mad at a pancake mouse. Hi.
Bob: What are bowling balls made of?
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