Quotes from Mixed Signals
Ed: You went European.
Mike: Yeah, I thought it might help.
Dr. Jerome: Did you have anything to do with this you putty-brained goat?
Phil: Up top, bird dog, you are in like Flynn.
Ed: If he doesn't ask her out, if he doesn't take his shot, he could end up being thirty and buying a bowling alley.
Mark: That's it man, give me that sweet sweet gusto!
Mike: Imagine taking a ferocious Doberman Pinscher and starving it for a week. Now, imagine rubbing yourself with bacon grease and locking yourself in a closet with that angry, famished, half-crazed hell-hound. Now you know what it's like to work for Dr. Walter Jerome.
Mike: Last time I saw him this happy he had his foot up my ass.
Carol: Ed Stevens, I got to hand it to you, you do know how to throw the wacky theme shin-dig.
Mike: I'm a dead man. But it is so, so worth it.
Ed: This bench, right here, is where it happened.
Carol: What?
Ed: The kiss that made a man move back home and buy a bowling alley.
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