Quotes from Hyenas & Wildebeests
Mike: Four in a row! I demand a live turkey!
Frankie: Sometimes you ride the slide, sometimes the slide rides you.
Ryan: You punish those guys, you'll turn my life into a living hell. Actually, my life is already a living hell. You'll turn my life into some living supersized hell.
Molly: Supersized hell?
Ryan: Just like regular hell, except everything's bigger... and it costs an extra 39 cents.
Phil: The Stuckeybowl slogan is going to change from "Bowling is fun," to "Bowling is a little bit dangerous."
Molly: Mr. Nowell, your son is a geek.
Sean: What?
Molly: Your son is a geek.
Sean: What are you talking about? He's a normal kid!
Molly: Far from it! He's smart and he's witty and he's sensitive. All rare and wonderful qualities to have. But when you're 15, it gets you duct taped to a locker.
Sean: This is ridiculous.
Molly: Come one, you remember when you were in high school, don't you? It's like the Serengeti out there. The hallways are filled with hyenas and Ryan's a wildebeest.
Shirley: Phil, Lane 15 is going to need more lighter fluid, a set of knee pads and an ambulance.
Carol: Remember how we all thought Ed was a big boob? Well, it turns out he isn't really.
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