Quotes from Charity Cases
Molly: There's enough electricity in the air to power a damn Ferris wheel.
Mike: This morning I was walkin' around naked eating a Pop-Tart...
Nancy: Business as usual.
Shirley: Some eggnog while you wait?
Man: This smells like paint thinner.
Shirley: I'm still fine-tuning the egg to nog ratio.
Ed: I can live a long and happy life without watching The Education of Max Bickford.
Molly: You know what always cheers me up at times like these?
Carol: What's that?
Molly: A ride on a mechanical bull.
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