Written by Jon Beckerman & Rob Burnett
Directed by Timothy Busfield

Special guest star John Slattery as Principal Dennis Martino

Guest starring

Matt Mulhern as Coach Gale
Robin Paul as Jessica Martell
Ryan Hilliard as Mr. Hector
John Christopher Jones as Jim Frawley
Ginnifer Goodwin as Diane Snyder
Michael R. Genadry as Mark Vanacore
Neil Patrick Harris as Joe Baxter

Co-starring

Munson Hicks as judge
John Joseph Gallagher as fake Kenny
Laura Knight as fake Shirley
Marcel Simoneau as fake Phil
Meridoc Burkhardt as Tony Pellechia
Ellie Devers as reporter
Geoffrey C. Ewing as teacher #1
Kathleen M. Darcy as teacher #2
Marguerite Stimpson as Eunice
Kirk McDonald as athlete
Dan Matisa as customer
Joanne Cregg as hostess

Featured music

"Everybody Hurts" by R.E.M. (Warren's wrestling disaster)