Written by Rob Burnett & Jon Beckerman
Directed by Adam Bernstein

Special guest star John Slattery as Principal Dennis Martino

Special guest star Andrea Martin as Kaye Pazzuti

Guest starring

Robin Paul as Jessica Martell
Michael R. Genadry as Mark Vanacore
Begonya Plaza as Jami Brown
Ginnifer Goodwin as Diane Snyder

Special guest star Vincent Pastore as Mr. Ralph Pazzuti III

Co-starring

Jenn Thompson as Renatta
Randall Newsome as host #1
Chad Thomas as host #2
Susan Stout as Maryann
Virginia Louise Smith as Thelma
Leo V. Finnie III as father
Angela Antista as waitress
Steve Hurwitz as barber