Written by Rob Burnett & Jon Beckerman
Directed by Kevin Dowling

Special guest star John Slattery as Principal Dennis Martino

Guest starring

Rena Sofer as Bonnie Hane
Randy Graff
William Hill
Dan Daily
Tessa Ghylin as Donna Tozzi
Adam Wylie as David Mirsky
Michael R. Genadry as Mark Vanacore
Mark Matkevich as Ronald Bernard Foster (Fozcat)
Curtis Armstrong as Mr. Cheswick

Co-starring

Mike Hodge as judge
Wendy Long as Mrs. Cheswick
Ron McClary as policeman
Sean McCourt as liquor store clerk
Michael Goldfinger as garden gnome guy (Mr. Gordon)
Mike Hartman as pony salesman