Quotes from The Whole Truth
Mike: Ed, this is the part, you're supposed to insist on moving out no matter how much we protest.
Ed: Okay, Mike, Nancy, I'm moving out.
Mike: Please stay.
Nancy: Don't go.
Ed: I insist.
Nancy: All right.
Ed: Okay.
Mike: Dr. Jerome, what's going on?
Dr. Jerome: Many things, Dr. Burton, many things. The universe is expanding, the art of cinema is dying and my daughter Melissa is marrying a Moroccan. The man wears a fez.
Charlie: You like Indian food, don't you, Jerry?
Ed: It's Ed, actually.
Charlie: I'll be calling you Jerry, it's more fun to say.
Ed: Is there anyone else we might be missing?
Charlie: Ron.
Ed: Ron. And he would be?
Charlie: My lover.
Ed: Hm?
Charlie: Wait 'til you taste this chicken vindaloo. You'll have fireworks shootin' out your ass.
Ed: Hey, Carol, what's your take on bearskin rugs?
Carol: I think they look good on bears.
Mike: Ed, you can't course with course.
Ed: Then perhaps a side of horse.
Mike: A side of horse. Protein.
Mike: You're a decent guy, Dr. Scotty.
Dr. Scotty: Thank you. Y'know, good friends call me Dr. Sco-tay.
Mike: Yeah, well, try me again when I'm drunk.
Dr. Scotty: You got it.
Ron: Hello, everybody. I'm Ron Jeffries, Charlie's partner.
Ed: Well, I see you brought a meatloaf.
Ron: It's a cajun meatloaf.
Molly: I've always found myself strangely attracted to Carl Malden.
Ed: Carl Malden.
Molly: Yeah, it's just something about that nose.
Ed: It's big.
Warren: I'll be in the van.
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