Quotes from Prom Night


Ed: There has been a subtle shift in the tectonic plates of the Ed Stevens/Carol Vessey relationship, my friend. This is large. This is how the Grand Canyon was formed.

Ed: I haven't seen Carol since the night it happened.
Mike: Since the night what happened? Since the night you didn't kiss? As opposed to all the other nights you didn't kiss?
Ed: We didn't kiss, but we almost kissed. I tell you, there's something very large and unsaid hanging in the air over Carol Vessey and I right now. We're circling each other like Venezuelan flamingoes engrossed in a complex mating dance.
Mike: Ed.
Ed: Yeah.
Mike: I don't think I can feign interest anymore.
Ed: Okay.

Phil: How does that fantastic brain of yours do it?
Shirley: Never touch me.

Mark: Could you put me in some spats?

Escort guy: What kind of escort are you looking for?
Warren: I'd like a pretty one. I'd like a pretty one, please, with a heart of gold.

Mrs. Reilly: Landlord folded like an origami petunia.

Warren: Get out of my dreams and into my station wagon.

Mark: Seriously, man, you look like what would happen if Abe Lincoln nailed a magician.
Gavin: Yeah, you look like Mr. Rourke swallowed Tattoo.

Ed: What do you think?
Carol: Oh my God.
Ed: What?
Carol: Well, I, um, I didn't think you would wear a, um, that.

Mark: Warren Cheswick is God.

Ed: This is crazy.
Molly: How so?
Ed: I feel like I stepped through a warp in the fabric of the space-time continuum.
Molly: Heh, I think someone spiked the punch.

Ed: Carol.
Carol: Hello, my powder blue friend.

Ed: Bonnie.
Bonnie: Nice ruffles.


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