Quotes from Mind Over Matter
Shirley: Which do you think you could make more money off of, a talking dog or a flying dog?
Kenny: A talking dog.
Shirley: I think you could make more off of a flying dog. A flying dog could really put on a show.
Ed: But the talking dog could actually ask for the money.
Harry: My knees are bendin' like first year Tupperware.
Mike: It's so much fun to wind him up and watch him go.
Harry: I'm gonna take a tire-iron to his silky white ass!
Harry: I want to sue him so bad 'til he bleeds through his head.
Molly: I almost joined Mensa myself.
Jeff: Seriously?
Molly: Yeah
Jeff: Why didn't you?
Molly: Because I have the IQ of a golf ball.
Phil: Even on the floor it's significant.
Carol: How was your date?
Molly: It was great up until the part where it started to really really suck.
Molly: It's tough, sometimes, being the funny friend with the great personality.
Carol: Yeah, but if you've ever been to the movies you will notice that the funny friend with the great personality always gets the best guy.
Molly: That's just so people like me will buy tickets.
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