Quotes from Windows of Opportunity
Ed: You can't get married because you bowled a strike. You can't get married because you bowled a strike. Will you please agree with me?
Carol: I agree with you.
Ed: Okay, then.
Warren: I will let on that I experimented with certain maneuvers heretofor attempted only in the Orient.
Mark: Yeah, one man maneuvers.
Warren: The window closed on me, Ms. Vessey.
Carol: The window?
Warren: Of opportunity. The window of opportunity. I was up on the mountain, and it was open, and I choked!
Carol: Warren, did it ever occur to you that she's worried her window of opportunity with you has closed?
Warren: Whoah.
Ed: Pretty quick for a big guy.
Ed: I have a very interesting job.
Mark: How can you say that Jim Morrison was not a poet?
Carol: I didn't say that, Mark, I didn't say that. What I said was that when I assigned you to memorize a classic American poem, you can't just walk in here and recited "Riders on the Storm."
Mark: Why not? It's beautiful.
Carol: Okay, lizard king, that's all for today.
Mark: The window, it is closed.
Jamie: Come on, hug the fat guy.
Phil: There are reasons why people in this town need to think of Phil Stubbs as a souless merchant of fear.
Jamie: I don't have any skeletons in the closet. I got Ring Dings in the pantry, but no skeletons in the closet.
Ed: You guys screw this marriage up, I'm gonna have to hunt you down and kill you.
Barbara: We won't.
Ed: I know you won't.
Warren: Any date that involves the jaws of life can't be that bad.
Ed: If I bowl a strike, I'm going to ask you to marry me.
Carol: Is that so?
Ed: Hmm mm. What's that?
Carol: That's me moving to the edge of my seat.
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