Quotes from The Test

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Mrs. G.: Warren, the clarinet is like a woman. Try too hard and she'll never sing for you. My friend, you're trying too hard.
Warren: Believe, Mrs. G., you don't have to tell Warren Cheswick how to make a woman sing.

Mike: Thank you.
Carmela: That was nothing, Dr. Burton. I just did the Heimlich maneuver. That's such a wonderful maneuver.

Mrs. G.: You know, Ed, when you were in high school, something about the way you played the French Horn made me think that one day you'd be a lawyer who owned a bowling alley.
Ed: Is that right?
Mrs. G.: Or a doctor. Or an accountant. Or anything but a professional French Horn player.

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