Quotes from Exceptions


Clark: I even wrote a twenty-page report on the history of dodge-ball.
Warren: It was invented by the Chinese. Go figure.

Mike: So, what's bothering you today, Mrs. Bucas?
Mrs. Bucas: I'm itchy.

Mike: I disagree.
Dr. Jerome: You don't get to disagree, you knuckle-dragging cretin! I have been a doctor for half a century. You have been a doctor since lunch. I am a man. You are a child. I know everything. You know nothing. You're being treated by a talking horse.

Mike: Bald-headed bastard.

Ed: We talked it through, chewed on it, knocked it about, hashed it out, bandied it back and forth....

Ed to Carol: So, Molly tells me on a scale of one to mad, you're mad.

Mike: I don't even like Fruit Loops.

Ed: So how mad is she?
Molly: Well, think of the word mad, and put, like, ten-thousand "verys" in front of it.

Molly: Albert Einstein was put on this earth to come up with the theory of relativity. Alexander Graham Bell, the telephone. James Louis Kraft individually wrapped slices of cheese. Molly Hudson's great purpose on this earth? Not yet decided, but I can tell you for sure what it is not, and that is to be a go-between for the greatest relationship of our time.

Shirley: Is this one of those Candid Camera things where Alan Funt Jr. is going to jump out from behind a plant like a jack-ass?

Ed: You ever tried a peanut butter and bacon sandwich?
Carol: No.
Ed: Come with me.


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