Quotes from Live Deliberately
Mike: You're just getting older, Ed, it's nothing to worry about. Now hop off the table.
Ed: When is getting older nothing to worry about?
Mike: Turn your head and cough.
Ed: Excuse me?
Mike: Turn your head and cough.
Ed: I don't think so.
Mike: Yeah, okay.
Ed: You say something, then I say something, and yet I never move any closer to any understanding of what the heck it is you are talking about.
Shirley: What did you get? Is it one of those "girls gone wild" vidoes? I went wild once on a trip to Scranton, Pennsylvania, but no one was there to capture it on videotape.
Donna: You must, like, have some kind of photographic memory or something.
Warren: No, no, no, Donna, you don't memorize great literature with your head, you simply give it a good home in your heart.
Ed: This is a whole new brand of weirdness.
Carol: Where did you find him?
Molly: He is great.
Ed: He's not great, he's suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder.
Mike: Ed, you know, now that I'm your doctor it's my obligation to tell you that, medically speaking, you have a brain the size of a marble.
Warren: Was this guy cool or what?
Carol: Yeah, Henry David Thoreau was definitely cool.
Molly: I'd say he was bitchin'.
Phil: You're tickling my chain.
Ed: I'm not tickling anything, just tell me you'll go back to being normal... or whatever it was you were before.
Molly: Why me? Why not Carol?
William: Because you're more fearless.
Donna: Do you really think that Jessica Martell is what Henry David had in mind when he said "simplify?"
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