Quotes from Valentine's Day


Carver: Ed here used to sing in my choir. Had a voice like a goat with a tracheotomy.
Ed: Thanks, Reverend.

Bonnie: Ed, have you ever been so nervous or confused or scared that, regardless of what you're feeling on the inside, the only available course of action is to behave like a total jerk?
Ed: It's been known to happen.

Carol: I'm jealous.
Ed: Well, that's... normal.
Carol: No, it's not. It's crazy!


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