Quotes from The Music Box
Jeff: Dukakis?
Mike: Yeah, he was the real deal.
Molly: It is absolutely impossible for a single man and a single woman to be just friends. This point was made very clear to us by a talented writer/director, Nora Ephron.
Ed: Why don't we forget all about that and just stuff our faces with so much MSG we start to see birds, okay?
Mike: You don't remember Falcone? It's only the best mafia show ever on television.
Ed: What about The Sopranos?
Mike: Some people like Pepsi, some people like Coke.
Ed: That's a good point.
Mike: Yeah.
Jessica: I'll have two hot dogs with mustard and relish.
Warren: Yo, grillboy, I need double dachsund with yellow neckties and green suspenders!
Bonnie to Carol: I changed my mind. That's what we women do, right?
Mike: Tonight young Ed Stevens becomes a man!
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