Quotes from Hook, Line and Sinker

Nancy: Michael, what are you doing?
Mike: Introducing my first-born daughter to aerosol whipped cream, one of the finest pleasures life has to offer.

Nancy: I think you intimidated her or something.
Mike: How?
Nancy: I don't know. You speak very loudly.
Mike: Yeah, that's my trademark, honey. People love that.

Gary: The fish sings tomorrow.

Kenny: I alphabetized all of these. I started with A and ended with Z.
Ed: Good choice, Kenny.

Bonnie: Now, let me ask you a question. Which do you think you'd remember more? Me picking that folder up for you, or me just walking away?
Ed: You're unlike any other human being I've ever met in my life!
Bonnie: Now we're gettin' somewhere.

Tom: Steve, approach the fish.
Steve: I'm sixty-two years old, I don't want to approach the fish.

Ed: Gary, as your attorney I advise you not to approach the fish.

Mike: You guys are making a travesty of my life. I appreciate that.

Kenny: I'm still working out the kinks.
Ed: No, it's good, very inventive. You'll get rid of it, right?
Kenny: Right away.

Ed: Stuckeyville - a place where broken hearts come to mend, huh?

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