Quotes from Losing Streak
Natalie: We thought you were just taking a break.
Ed: A break?
Alan: You know, from your real life.
Ed: This is my real life.
Ed: What can I do for you, Phil?
Phil: No, no, you're doing it, my man. I just love watching you work. It's poetry in motion.
Ed: I can never tell where the admiration leaves off and the condescension begins.
Natalie: Do your clients have to change their shoes before you meet with them?
Ed: No, mom, they don't.
Carol: Why should you always get to be the champion of the underdog? I know you think I spent my high school years on top of the world, but the fact is, I frequently felt like an underdog.
Molly: Okay, I'm sorry, sweetie, but you were not an underdog. You, my friend, were an overdog.
Carol: An overdog?
Molly: An overdog.
Mr. Dumford: I will tell you who needs boxes, Mr. Stevens. We all do. You would not want to live in a world without boxes. You could not survive a day in such a world. Oh yeah, you think you could, but you are wrong.
Shirley: Clarice was the archetype for the modern female hero. Intelligence and non-threatening beauty combined with moderate physical strength and a strong but not unbreakable moral code.
Kenny: Did you make that up?
Shirley: No, it was on TV Guide Channel.
Kenny: It's a good channel.
Carol: We are gonna take turns bouncing this ball, and whoever bounces the ball highest wins a fruit roll-up.
Ed: I'm going to give you guys the most basic building-block of basketball strategy: the Pick End Rule.
Mike: Invented in 1894 by Herbert Pick and Alfred Rule.
Nancy: Really?
Mike: No.
Shirley: If you took a hamburger and put it in a blender and blended it up so it became like a hamburger sauce, and you took that hamburger sauce and put it on another hamburger, would that hamburger then have double the hamburger flavor of a regular hamburger?
Kenny: I feel like this experience has brought us closer together.
Shirley: I disagree.
Ed: That was the greatest fifty-eight point loss in the history of sports.
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